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Best beer and travel writing award 2015, 2011 -- British Guild of Beer Writers Awards
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Writer of "Probably the best book about beer in London" - Londonist
"A necessity if you're a beer geek travelling to London town" - Beer Advocate
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"One of the top beer writers in the UK" - Mark Dredge.
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Bailleux Cuvée des Jonquilles

From the archive: First published in the Oxford Bottled Beer Database May 2002.
Beer sellers: Cave à bulles

ABV: 7%
Origin: Gussignies, Nord, France

Bailleux Cuvée des Jonquilles

‘Daffodil harvest’, a bottle-conditioned blond ale with a suitably floral label full of the cheer of spring, comes from an artisanal brewery at the Baron brewpub and restaurant, Gussignies, northern France. I picked up this bottle at the London Drinker Beer Festival as one of the more unusual choices on the imported beer stand. It claims to be a bière de garde but isn’t typical for the style, being more of a light beer appropriate to the daffodil season. It’s also not meant for lengthy storage: the label informs you both of its bottling date in January 2002 and its best before date in June.

The beer is mid-blond, cloudy from a plentiful sediment and very lively: I lost some when I popped the champagne-style cork despite the fact the bottle had been standing for some days. The aroma is an inviting mix of vanilla, bananas, yeast, traces of hops and a light woody quality. The palate is lively and prickly with light vanilla-ish malt, with spreading flavours of dry and slightly flowery hops and washes of tangy fruit. Bananas and toffee are apparent on the swallow, and the tangy malt aftertaste lingers with a slight aniseed hint. Overall the beer is suitably wholesome, cheerful and refreshing, though the texture is a little thin and this bottle delivered a bit too much fizz for my taste.

Read more about this beer at ratebeer.com: http://www.ratebeer.com/beer/bailleux-cuvee-des-jonquilles-biere-de-garde/9285/

St Rieul Bière brune sur lie

Beer sellers: Cave à bulles

ABV: 7%
Origin: Trumilly, Oise (Picardie), France
Website: www.st-rieul.com

St Rieul bière brune sur lie avec sa medaille d'argent de Concours Général d'Agricole, Paris 2011

The single frog on the label of these impressive beers from northern France refers to a sweet little parable about standing out from the crowd and refusing to bow to authority. The eponymous 7th century cleric St Rieul, after whom the farm on which the brewery is based is named, was the first bishop of nearby Senlis and later bishop of Rheims. There’s a legend that once, when his open air preaching was interrupted by the croaking of frogs, he commanded them to fall silent, and all obeyed — except one. The enterprise was founded in 1998 by Thomas Vandôme and Thomas de Villeroche as the first brewery in the département in modern times.

The bottle conditioned brune is one of their award winners, with three Concours Général Agricole medals to its name, most recently a silver in 2011. You might expect a Belgian-style brown but it’s marketed to “lovers of stout”, containing four roasted speciality malts besides pale malt, and four hop varieties.

It’s a dark ruby beer with a thick, bubbly yellowy fawn head and a spicy aroma with roasted notes that turns rather rummy after a while in the glass. There are sacky hops and yeast on a dry, slightly mouth numbing palate, with plenty of fruit, caramel, a slightly soapy note and winey acidity. A long ashy finish has fruit and smooth chocolate malt, still sltly sharp and turning very dry. Enough to shut the frog up?

Read more about this beer at ratebeer.com: http://www.ratebeer.com/beer/saint-rieul-brune/84667/

Tri Martolod Blonde Artisanale

 
 

Tri Martolod Blonde Artisanale

Beer sellers: Cave à bulles

ABV: 4.6%
Origin: Konk Kerne, Penn-ar-Bed (Breizh), France
Website: www.trimartolod.fr

One of a cluster of small breweries in Celtic Brittany, Tri Martolod — or ‘Three Sailors’, a reference to a Breton folk song — was founded in 1999 in the fashionable seaside resort of Benoded, operating as a cooperative. Prizes at the Concours Général Agricole and spreading appreciation for its beers led to expansion and in 2008 it moved to its present location in an industrial estate in Konk Kerne (Colguen), still near the sea.

Its best selling Blonde, unfiltered and unpasteurised, is sometimes labelled as a take on a pils-style beer, but I doubt it’s brewed by genuine pils methods and to me it’s more of a light golden ale with a hazy rich golden colour and a fine white head. A toasty teatime aroma has waxy, honey and pale malt notes with hints of lanolin and spice. the clean but full palate has twiggy hops, mineral notes and plenty of fruit with a hint of acidity. A sappy, tangy swallow leads to a sweetish pale malt finish with light bitterness and a light touch of roast. The overall impression is a mild and juicy beer given bite by touches of minerals and hops.

Read more about this beer at ratebeer.com: http://www.ratebeer.com/beer/tri-martolod-blonde/41591/

Molson Coors UK William Worthington Red Shield

 
 

William Worthington Red Shield

European Beer Bloggers Conference 2011

ABV: 4.2%
Origin: Burton upon Trent, Staffordshire, England
Website: www.molsoncoors.co.uk

Legendary former Bass brewer Steve Wellington, who still presides over the microbrewery at what is now the Coors Visitor Centre in Burton though is set to retire this summer, developed this bottle conditioned “blond Burton ale” as a contemporary, more easy drinking, sister to historic pale ale White Shield. While some of the extensions currently planned around the venerable White Shield brand sound less than convincing (Summer Shield, Autumn Shield, Winter Shield and Spring Shield, apparently), this tasty and very modern brew lives up to its Worthington shield pretty well.

The colour names are rather the wrong way round as the Red is a lighter beer than the White, a warm gold colour with a thick, creamy, pink-tinged white head. A notably hoppy, creamy and very delicate aroma betrays a fruity hop mix of Centennial, Cascade and Bramling Cross. The palate is also creamy but delicate and floral, with fruity hop flavours first and a developing peppery bitterness. That lovely creamy malt persists into the finish which is resinous but not overbearing, the hops finally lingering in a gentle signature with a touch of citrus and glucose. Tasty, refreshing and top quality, though whether it proves as enduring as its stablemate remains to be seen.

Read more about this beer at ratebeer.com: http://www.ratebeer.com/beer/worthington-red-shield/108242/

Sharp’s Turbo Yeast Unspeakable Abhorrence from Beyond the Ninth Level of Hades III

European Beer Bloggers Conference 2011

ABV: 24%
Origin: Rock, Cornwall, England
Website: www.sharpsbrewery.co.uk, http://brewingreality.blogspot.com 

Sharp's Turbo Yeast Unspeakable Abhorrence from Beyond the Ninth Level of Hades III. Pic: Reuben Gray, www.taleoftheale.com.

Sharp’s brewer Stuart Howe has produced some inventive stuff in his time, recently setting himself the challenge of producing a new beer a week, but this liquid, which appeared as a digestif at the Friday night dinner of the European Beer Bloggers Conference from a tempting looking pin, must be one of the most extraordinary to have ever flown from the Rock brewery.

It evolved from an experiment in Week 44 of the new beer project with a super fermenting turbo yeast which was set to work on a high density wort with masses of pale barley malt fortified with glucose. Hops were Mittelfrüh, Strisselspalt and Marynka. I seem to recall Stuart mentioning that this version was fortified using some of his equally extraordinary Gorse Ale which had been distilled in a nearby friendly distillery, before being wood aged, so whether it genuinely counts as beer or not, I’m not sure — higher gravities have been achieved elsewhere purely by fermentation. But it certainly hit the spot as an after dinner treat, served appropriately in brandy snifters.

It’s a dark brown, with a very slight head, and an aroma of church pews, wax, dark orange peel and woody spirits. The palate is very complex with chocolate, spirity whiskyish esters, hops and bourbon biscuits with obvious alcohol and a woody note pursing the tongue. A rummy, malty, slightly grapey finish is nicely smooth and slightly savoury, with a herbal Vermouth-like tinge. It’s long lingering in the mouth but not quite as persistent as you’d expect. A privilege to sample.

Read more about this brewery’s beers at ratebeer.com: http://www.ratebeer.com/brewers/sharps-molsoncoors/2110/

Plzeňský Prazdroj kvasnicový

European Beer Bloggers Conference 2011, Top Tastings 2011

ABV: 4.4%
Origin: Plzeň, Plzeňský kraj, Czech Republic
Website: www.prazdroj.cz

Plzeňský Prazdroj's head brewer Václav Berka serves up his Kvasnicový at the European Beer Bloggers Conference, London, May 2011. Pic: Reuben Gray, www.taleofale.com

The second word in the name of this famous Bohemian brewery — Plzeňský Prazdroj in Czech, Pilsner Urquell in German — means ‘original source’, and with some justification. The clear golden hop-accented lager that eventually became the most recognised beer style in the world was first perfected here in 1842. The term ‘Pils(e)ner’ literally means ‘of Plzeň’, from the city’s German name Pilsen.

While the rest of the world did a good job of producing ever more degraded imitations, Pilsner Urquell long remained a beacon of excellence, but has faced accusations of loss of character since current owner SAB-Miller took over and streamlined the brewing process. Personally, while I’ve recognised its principal product as a superior example of a dry golden lager at a relatively low strength for the style of 4.4% ABV, the regularly available filtered and pasteurised version impresses me less than a number of other mainstream golden Czech lagers.

But here is a special treat that really does do justice to the brewery’s pedigree as the original source. Some pubs in the Czech republic, including a number in Prague, stock an unpasteurised draught version of Prazdroj known as tankový which is notably superior. This kvasnicový version is rarer still, usually found only on the brewery tour and in one or two specially favoured outlets in Plzeň. It’s very fresh draught beer that’s been filtered then reseeded with fresh yeast and dosed with unfermented wort so it can be served draught under its own CO2 pressure — which, if you’re not a purist about prefiltering, pretty much counts as cask beer.

The brewery’s own head brewer Václav Berka treated delegates to this delight at the European Beer Bloggers Conference in London in May 2011, with supplies that were only a few days old. Some of it was from aluminium but some came from one of the brewery’s own wooden barrels, tapped with due theatricality and a certain amount of splashing by Václav himself.

This lively and very hazy blond beer had a very fine and generous foamy white head. Hops, from Žatec of course, were obvious on a rich and fecund aroma with a farmyard note. The palate was crisp and immediately hoppy and bitter, quite steely at first and tingling on the tongue over a notably firm and very lightly and delicately honeyed malt. A burry bitterish finish lingered with firmly resinous lettuce and pepper, moreishly balanced by the fine malt beneath.

A fellow delegate, Flemish master beer sommelier Marc Stroobandt, commented that it was a great example of the classic Czech pils profile, which should go bitter — malty — bitter in the mouth, rather than the milder German (and world) interpretation that goes malty — bitter — malty. Certainly the upfront hopping was remarkable, particularly since the bitterness remained so well controlled. It’s a shame the beer doesn’t appear more commonly in this form as it could seriously raise the bar of lager appreciation.

Read more about this beer at ratebeer.com: http://www.ratebeer.com/beer/pilsner-urquell-kvasnicovy/44956/

Ticinese Bad Attitude Two Penny Porter

European Beer Bloggers Conference 2011

ABV: 8.15%
Origin: Stabio, Ticino, Switzerland
Website: www.badattitude.ch 

 

Birrificio Ticinese Bad Attitude Two Penny Porter

Yes, another brewer with a bad attitude, this time explicity proclaimed, and hailing from well-behaved Switzerland, though from the Italian speaking region, within a stone’s throw of the Italian border. Brewer Roberto Bianchi creates the beers at the Ticinese brewery, which also produces the San Marino brands, though I’m not clear about the relationship between them — contract, brewery share or just separate families of beers [Since writing this, Swiss-based beer writer Laurent Mousson has clarified the situation — see his comment below]. Lavishly illustrated labels and publicity materials feature appropriate grafitti and collage artwork with ransom note lettering — strange how today’s bad boys are still borrowing from the rebellious imagery of 35 years ago.

Bad Attitude hit the news last year as the first European brewery to produce craft beer in cans, following US models like Oskar Blues and Maui, but this sample was bottled, and bottle conditioned too. The beer is inspired by British porter — the union flag on the label isn’t just for punk cred — and refers in its name to 18th century London beer prices, but I wouldn’t rely too much on the historical credentials. The roasted malt may be British but the hops — Amarillo, Chinook and Willamette — are decidedly transatlantic.

It’s a very dark brown beer, near black, with a nice foamy beige head and a slightly chocolatey, malty aroma with a light hint of exotic spice. The palate is dark with chocolate and pencil lead flavours, very slightly acidic and tangy but also very creamy with notably burry, coffeeish hops lending a definite bitterness. Tangy fruit starts a long finish which develops hints of mint before ending with plenty of burnt, ashy roasted malt character. Overall a stylish, flavourful and imaginative twist on the style.

This was one of the beers featured at the Live Beer Blogging session at the Beer Bloggers Conference — but I confess I forewent my laptop for my old fashioned notebook and pencil.

Read more about this brewerys’ beers at ratebeer.com: http://www.ratebeer.com/brewers/birrificio-ticinese-sa/2853/

Belhaven Innis & Gunn Canada Day 2011

European Beer Bloggers Conference 2011

ABV: 8.2%
Origin: Dunbar, East Lothian, Scotland
Website: http://www.innisandgunn.com/

Innis & Gunn Oak Aged Beer

Scotland’s Innis & Gunn specialises in oak ageing beer — “like no other beer”, they’ve been known to claim rather inaccurately, although their take on the process is unusual. It came about when Dougal Sharp, then brewer at Caledonian, was asked to create a beer purely for seasoning barrels destined for whisky production. It was never intended for consumption, but Dougal noticed it being enjoyed by distillery staff. Innis & Gunn followed in 2003 as what was almost certainly the UK’s first commercially marketed oak matured beer. I&G is a beer firm rather than a brewer, mainly commissioning from Greene King subsidiary Belhaven, though they’re also now contracting to Tennent Caledonian’s Wellpark brewery in Glasgow. Bottled beers aren’t bottle conditioned.

I confess I’ve never been a great fan of I&G, finding its flagship products rather soft and sickly, so this beer came as a very pleasant surprise. Canada is an important export market for the company, thus these strong specials which first appeared a few years back to mark Canada Day/Fête du Canada on 1 July. At first they were matured in Canadian oak but this 2011 version, presented at the Live Beer Blogging session of the Beer Bloggers Conference, uses bourbon oak and is hopped with Fuggles.

A reddish beer with a cherry tinge and a light bubbly head, this has an inviting, definitely casky wood aroma with a smokey bourbon note and a touch of cheese. As usual with I&G the palate is sweetish but very minty, fresh and spicy, quite unusual with a very well balanced mix that includes spiced orange and notes reminiscent of coriander, though to my knowledge none is added. A lightly spicy, toasty finish continues the slight minty tone, with a touch of charcoal. Definitely the best I&G I’ve tried and also popular with my fellow tasters.

Read more about an earlier version of this beer at ratebeer.com: http://www.ratebeer.com/beer/innis-gunn-limited-edition-canadian-cask-oak-aged-beer-bottle/103719/

Nynäshamns Bedarö Bitter

European Beer Bloggers Conference 2011, Top Tastings 2011

ABV: 4.5%
Origin: Nynäshamn, Södermanland, Sweden
Website: www.nyab.se

Nynäshamns Bedarö Bitter

One of the highlights of the Beer Bloggers Conference was a Night of Many Beers hosted by Camden Town brewery, most of which I spent hovering by the table of Swedish and Italian craft beers which were nearly all new to me. The Swedish selection proved particularly alluring, especially since two of the brewers represented were there in person. But my pick of those I tried was this very memorable and remarkable beer, one of those brought along by Swedish-based blogger and industry figure Darren Packman of Beer Sweden, who described it as a modern Swedish classic.

It’s certainly done well in its home territory. It was the first brew to emerge from this microbrewery at Nynäshamn, on the coast near Stockholm, when it opened in 1997 — Bedarö is the name of a nearby island — and went on to win numerous awards including Best Swedish Beer at the Stockholm Beer Festival in 2006. It’s proved so popular in the country’s Systembolaget shops — the state controlled monopoly on alcohol sales — that since 2009 it’s been stocked in all of them. An unpasteurised beer made from British pale, crystal and wheat malts from Fawcetts, and Chinook and Cascade hops, it’s intended as an interpretation of an Extra Special Bitter but is very distinctive in its own right.

This deep gold beer has a light yellow foamy head and a spicy aroma with plenty of citrus and an oily note that for some reason made me think of pilchards. That fishy, though not at all unpleasant, quality — maybe it’s the Scandinavian associations at work in my brain here — persists into a sweet, spicy and also slightly oily palate that rapidly develops lovely fruit flavours too. I noted redcurrants and blackcurrants, peaches and spicy retronasals in unusual combination. After the sparkling complexity of the palate, the finish is satisfyingly soothing, with a nice bite of pippy, peppery hops turning slightly powdery and pursing on the tongue. Highly distinctive and well deserving of its success.

Read more about this beer at ratebeer.com: http://www.ratebeer.com/brewers/nynashamns-angbryggeri/1067/

European Beer Bloggers Conference 2011

European Beer Bloggers Conference, London, May 2011

What low horizons we Europeans sometimes have. When I first got an email inviting me to the first ever European Beer Bloggers Conference, my first thought was that it must be a joke or a scam. Not that I thought European beer bloggers were unworthy of being dignified with something as important and grand-sounding as a conference, I just didn’t expect this importance to be recognised by anyone with the resources to organise such an event. Then I spotted the name of Mark Dredge, one of the top UK beer bloggers, a fine writer who has also always struck me as a sensible fellow, which convinced me to click through to the registration page. But even Mark’s involvement was inadequate to bridge the credibility gap for some.

European Beer Bloggers Conference 2011: Hop pickers on stilts escort delegates from the old Whitbread brewery in Chiswell Street, City of London, to Dirty Dick's pub, courtesy of Wells & Young's.

In the event 72 people took a chance, assembling on Friday 21 May at the wonderfully appropriate main venue, the old Whitbread brewery on Chiswell Street on the northern edge of the City of London. Most of those were bloggers, with some mainly print writers, covering the spectrum from unpaid ‘citizen bloggers’ to successful professional writers who also blog, and a handful of industry people. Most were from the UK, unsurprisingly given the number of beer blogs based here and the language issue, but with a smattering from Belgium, France, the Irish Republic, Italy, the Netherlands and Sweden. A number confided later they had no idea what to expect. Collectively, however, we were not disappointed, for #EBBC11, as it was rapidly hashtagged on Twitter, turned out to be a remarkable and highly rewarding weekend — surely one of the most exciting beer-related events ever staged in Britain. It also had the feeling of being the beginning of something which can only get even better and more significant.

Allan Wright of Zephyr Adventures making one of his exemplary briefings to delegates.

Interestingly, it took a US-based event organiser to convince us of our own significance. Allan Wright runs Zephyr Adventures, a small adventure holiday company based in Red Lodge, Montana. Through organising wine tours, Allan had encountered the wine blogging scene and for several years has run wine bloggers’ conferences in both North America and Europe. Thinking from a US perspective, a beer bloggers’ conference seemed a logical step and the first one was held in Boulder, Colorado, last year. I must admit that at this point I’d have been shaking my head at the obvious next challenge and thinking “it might work here but is it really going to work in Europe?” But in true American style Allan saw the opportunity and went for it. A little desk research led him to Mark and everything started to take shape.

In the process, Zephyr has stolen a march on the indigenous organisations. Committee members of the British Guild of Beer Writers could be heard at the conference muttering things like, “Why didn’t we do something like this?” CAMRA seems to have either failed to notice or chosen to ignore the event — perhaps unsurprisingly given its national chairman Colin Valentine’s recent rather boggling tirade against the ‘bloggerati’.

Most importantly, the brewers took it seriously, even some of the multinational ones. Molson Coors was a major presence, hosting a superb dinner on the first night. In attendance at this were two giants of brewing that both now operate under the Molson Coors umbrella — Sharp’s Stuart Howe and the legendary Steve Wellington, custodian of White Shield, who used the occasion to announce his impending retirement. Other significant supporters included Brain’s, Fuller’s, Hall & Woodhouse, Marston’s and Wells & Young’s. The effusive Václav Berka, head brewer at one of the world’s best known breweries, Plzeňský Prazdroj (Pilsner Urquell), flew in from Bohemia with a supply of unfiltered pils for a party in a room decked out with cardboard cutouts of the Plzeň townscape, as seen in the brewery’s impressive new stop frame animation commercial.

Beer and food matching, courtesy of the Beer Academy.

Free beer flowed copiously, and some of the attendees were clearly overwhelmed by the attention. Irish-based Reuben commented on his Tale of the Ale blog that he was treated like royalty. “We were treated like the gods of the blogosphere,” wrote Hayo on Dutch blog Beste tot nu toe.

Not that it was just one big boozeup — in fact most of the event was taken up with much more sober conference sessions, which by and large were extremely useful, interesting and engaging, with lots of open and lively discussion. Among those that most impressed were Peter Haydon’s erudite history of the big London porter brewers; Pete Brown and Tim Hampson in a sparkling, near-unscripted conversation on the past and future of beer writing; Pete again, alongside Melissa Cole and Mark Fletcher, dispensing blogging wisdom such as being aware of your audience, brevity and the ethics of freebies, highly appropriate under the circumstances; and workshops on technical beer tasting from FlavorActiV and beer and food matching from the Beer Academy.

The FlavorActiV workshop, in which we were invited to smell and taste six samples of Carling (courtesy of Molson Coors) that had been deliberately “spiked” with off flavours, was instructive if sometimes confusingly presented. I was relieved I recognised nearly all of the problematic flavours I’ve been writing about for years, but the oddly elusive, harsh and acidic note that results from a “lightstruck” beer in a clear glass bottle provoked the most discussion. It also yielded one of the event’s jaw dropping moments when a brewer from Shepherd Neame defended his brewery’s use of clear glass by asserting that being “sunkissed” was now regarded as a flavour characteristic of Whitstable Bay Organic Ale. Presumably they give each bottle a last turn on the sunbed before dispatching it.

Serving up Windsor & Eton Conqueror Black IPA at the Live Beer Blogging session.

Funding and resourcing a big event like this inevitably favours the presence of big names, which could give it a rather glossy, corporate flavour — but in brewing that’s thankfully offset by the genuine enthusiasm and love that pervades every level of the profession. And balancing things out were two events where smaller brewers shone. The Live Beer Blogging session on the Saturday afternoon included beers from the likes of Wallonia’s Brunehaut, Italian speaking Switzerland’s Bad Attitude and southeast England’s Windsor & Eton. The day ended at Camden Town brewery for a Night of Many Beers that included a range of Italian and Swedish craft beers making rare British appearances.

Indeed the theme of the relationship between big beer and small beer threaded through some of the meatier discussions at the event. Molson Coors’ director of public affairs Scott Wilson struck what I thought was a slightly defensive tone in his opening welcome speech with a plea to celebrate all beer rather than harping on divisions between craft and non-craft beer. Later David Sheen from trade body the British Beer & Pubs Association showed us some market research that suggested the majority of people don’t understand beer has a huge diversity of flavours and can partner a wide variety of foods.

When I suggested this may be because the weight of marketing over several decades has been to position a few unchallenging and innocuous beers as everyday bulk refreshers, distinguished from each other more by their funny adverts than their flavours, Scott snapped back that already dividing lines were being drawn, and that Carling is a speciality beer among the very large number of people for whom it is special. Next day the same company’s Kristy McCready — herself a great beer enthusiast and prolific tweeter — challenged BrewDog’s Martin Dickie, complaining he and his colleagues had attempted to boost their position by attacking other brewers’ beers as bland.

Real Ale Girl Shea Luke (left) and Pencil & Spoon's Mark Dredge in live beer blogging mode.

Now, of all the multinational brewers, I have considerable time for Molson Coors, at least as regards their interventions in the UK. They do actually seem to get craft beer, offering a number of products that for some drinkers will act as a stepping stone from mainstream beers to more challenging but ultimately more satisfying products. They have also provided an environment in which brewing talents like Steve Wellington can flourish, and I’m confident they will do the same for Stuart Howe at Sharp’s, continuing to support the production of small batch wonders like the partly distilled 24% Turbo Yeast Unspeakable Abhorrence from Beyond the Ninth Level of Hades III which we enjoyed after dinner on Friday night, as they’ve enabled Steve to pursue loving historical recreations like P2 and Bass No 1 at the Coors Visitor Centre.

This way to more free beer.

But the idea that we shouldn’t make distinctions between mainstream beers and more specialist examples, let alone rank them in order of merit, doesn’t bear much examination. It also seems to fly in the face of marketing sense. Specialist beers are special precisely because they’re not mainstream, and have a more limited appeal to a more knowledgeable consumer — one that either always looks for a different experience from a beer than they’ll find in the mainstream, or who drinks mainstream beer in certain circumstances but finds specialist beer more appropriate for others. BrewDog have arguably crossed the line in some of their provocations, and Martin, clearly an instinctive rebel rather than a theorist, stumbled when challenged by Kristy. But they’re only following in the footsteps of US brewers like Stone in positioning their beers as products that aren’t for everyone, flattering their customers for setting themselves apart from the “bland” mainstream in choosing BrewDog beers. And it makes sound marketing sense.

And in the end, as an old-fashioned sceptic of the postmodernist thesis that everything is relative, I do think there are grounds to say that beers like Punk IPA and Thornbridge Jaipur and Rochefort 10 and Stone Smoked Porter, and indeed Worthington White Shield and Turbo Yeast Unspeakable Abhorrence from Beyond the Ninth Level of Hades III, are better and more valuable, in the grand scale of human culture, than Carling and Fosters. There’s nothing wrong with brewing or drinking the latter, but if beer is your chosen field of human endeavour, then the pursuit of creativity and excellence, and the appreciation of both, surely leads you to the boundaries of possibility rather than languishing in the comfort of the mainstream. And difficult though it might be to articulate, particularly in a culture like Britain’s which traditionally ducks explicit value judgements in favour of supposedly uncontroversial empiricism, I suspect most of the people at the conference instinctively feel this too.

Pete Brown inadvertantly touched on this point when he talked about knowing the audience and our motivations for writing and blogging. “How many people here blog because they want to persuade more people to drink more interesting beers?” he asked. And the majority of people in the room put their hands up. There’s nothing to be ashamed of in the pursuit of excellence.

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